This
is
intriguing
because
the
spacing's
so
wide
But this catches your eye because it's more substantial and capable of holding your attention but not too long. If it were too long it would be dense and you might feel hesitant to read it and would probably end up skimming it.
This next bit is also small and compact which makes you comfortable with reading it, because it's easy on the eyes and you don't want to work too hard to get the information and it's just so small it won't intimidate you. It's safe and easy and you love it.
And rightfully so because this part is fucking dense. It goes on forever and there are so many words and it couldn't possibly be interesting but you know there must be a lot of stuff in there or else it wouldn't be so long but for God's sake why couldn't have broken it up a little? It looks big and scary and you don't want to get into it because it's not easy anymore and its starting to become a chore. Ok, so far so good it's not too difficult and I'm getting pretty far in this beastly freaking block of text but I'm working pretty hard here and the sentences will start to run together if the block of text gets repetitive and I'll have to work hard here or the sentences get pretty freaking repetitive and this text works pretty hard here and I'm running out of patience and someone must have writer's block he's not working very hard and his sentences are pointless and someone will work hard enough to read it but I'm running out of patience and this is a pointless freaking block of text and do I really have to read this? I feel like I must be only half-way and at least it's moving again but my God it's slow and there's something interesting going on but it probably could've been simplified or presented better. I'm starting to lose interest and maybe I'll scan ahead and the next bit looks shorter but I'm already so far into this mess I may as well finish it must be near a point if it opens up so much in the next paragraph so this must be the meat and potatoes of it. I can't belive this thing is still going and did he really not have anything interesting to say it's so annoying it's like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and what the hell is that he's just filling space with nonsense and my eye got pulled here because it breaks up the repitition and I'm working pretty hard here and running out of patience, because it's pretty freaking dense and oh my god it's back to that again why can't he end this and move on to another paragraph my eyes can't breathe oh my god the whole thing's repeating I'm not reading that. And rightfully so because this part is fucking dense. It goes on forever and there are so many words and it couldn't possibly be interesting but you know there must be a lot of stuff in there or else it wouldn't be so long but for God's sake why couldn't have broken it up a little? It looks big and scary and you don't want to get into it because it's not easy anymore and its starting to become a chore. Ok, so far so good it's not too difficult and I'm getting pretty far in this beastly freaking block of text but I'm working pretty hard here and the sentences will start to run together if the block of text gets repetitive and I'll have to work hard here or the sentences get pretty freaking repetitive and this text works pretty hard here and I'm running out of patience and someone must have writer's block he's not working very hard and his sentences are pointless and someone will work hard enough to read it but I'm running out of patience and this is a pointless freaking block of text and do I really have to read this? I feel like I must be only half-way and at least it's moving again but my God it's slow as turtle droppings and there's something interesting going on but it probably could've been simplified or presented better. I'm starting to lose interest and maybe I'll scan ahead are you actually reading this far? and the next bit looks shorter but I'm already so far into this mess I may as well finish it must be near a point if it opens up so much in the next paragraph so this must be the steak and potatoes of it. I can't belive this thing is still going and did he really not have anything interesting to say it's so annoying it's like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee and what the hell is that he's just filling space with nonsense and my eye got pulled here because it breaks up the repitition and I'm working pretty hard here and running the marathon, because it's pretty freaking dense and oh my god it's back to that again why can't he end this and move on to another paragraph my eyes can't breathe oh my god the whole thing's repeating oh god thank you it's over.
This part comes next, and it's not the shortest piece on the page but compared to the last bit it's a godsend because man this is tiny. I can just let my eyes dance over it and no one has to work hard and I'm reading for pleasure dammit I shouldn't have to work hard. Everything's really spreading out again and it feels much more free.
A one-liner is a nice break so I'll pay attention to it.
Here comes the bottom, now. This thing is almost over and I can see that it's smooth sailing from here. Everything's open and loose and I can relax and take my time now.
Another gentle wave of text keeps things easy and smooooth. I can keep this going all day, but I know I don't have to because there's the end coming up in just a little bit.
Next is this which is almost the end, but I can see he'll end with a single line that's probably supposed to be clever or insightful, and he definitely wants me to pay attention to it. So here it comes and it's gonna be the final word
And here it is. This is the end.
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