Like most people, I occaisionally try to move things with my mind.
I open my hand and try to pull a glass toward me. Or I wave my hand and try to make it fly into a wall.
Sometimes I try to make my pen roll across a desk, or try to flick a light switch from across the room.
Sometimes I get excited and glare at a passing car, trying to make it flip into the air and crash a few feet away.
Pretty much nothing ever happens, except sometimes I get a headache if I try too hard.
Goddamn. I want telekinesis.
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